mapatolir:

rrami:

srajn:

casen:

Has anyone of you done any of these to someone?

VERY Dumb.

I won’t even have the heart to say these to anyone -.-

Actually… a friend of mine totally broke up with her boyfriend months back with #3 lol

^ that sucks for the guy…

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Posted on May 21, 2013 via with 17,291 notes

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via chocolatefrogs)

Posted on May 21, 2013 via my name is hunter with 28,776 notes

Source: earthnation

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Posted on May 21, 2013 via Midnight Crew Safehouse with 25,137 notes

Source: i-am-momo-senpai

texadison:

fadeintocase:

terminallycheesy:

she seems thirsty. give her the d

ok

DONe

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Posted on May 21, 2013 via don't talk to me with 50,300 notes

Source: alegbra

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr

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Posted on May 21, 2013 via ♦ The Great Game with 134,029 notes

Source: 01012012

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Posted on May 21, 2013 via VITA, A MARI USQUE AD MARE with 378,034 notes

Source: maryyys

snorlaxatives:

jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled

(via ruinedchildhood)

Posted on May 21, 2013 via dancing alien on vacation with 12,633 notes

Source: snorlaxatives

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Teeny Tigress with 265,168 notes

Source: teenytigress

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via with 1,402 notes

Source: fatty-food

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via shee-it with 91,799 notes

Source: bullsseye

wild-lion:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via Some dogs and things. with 180,426 notes

Source: sunndogg

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via heck with 48,146 notes

Source: kikmessenger

chihayahearts:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners